I spend a great deal of time here writing deep, meaningful posts. Lest you think I have it together all the time and spend my waking hours philosophizing, let me share some embarrassing little nuggets of truth:
- While I may write eloquently, I frequently misuse words when I speak. Thankfully I married a man who likes to correct my grammar and diction. It’s a win all-around.
- I will scream if a tiny spider crawls in my direction. Big spider? No worries. Little spider? Who knows where it could hide or crawl in when I’m not looking. And I will run with arms flailing from a mosquito. Really. Like Kermit-the-Frog flail.
- I was a die-hard band geek in high school and college. Die. Hard.
- I like to imagine I have a sophisticated sense of humor. But honestly? This had me giggling in the middle of the grocery store like Anderson Cooper on CNN. Yes. I stopped and took a picture. Because apparently I’m really just twelve years old and love a good penis joke.
Please tell me you laughed too.